Fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon: Tweeted by Stephen Hoenstine.Fascist Carnival Barker: Given by Martin O’Malley.Failed Mail-Order Meat Salesman: Given by Ashley Feinberg while satirizing Trump Steaks.Donny: Made famous by SNL’s Church Lady, played by Dana Carvey, but it was also his boyhood nickname.Donald the Deadbeat: Given by Dan Rather.Donald Tax-Duck: Given by John Joseph Ribovich.Donald Drumpf: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Donald Dodo: Refers to the famously stupid dodo bird.Burch because Trump frequently tweets relationship advice to other people, but it’s usual dire. Dire Abby: A pun on “Dear Abby” made by Michael R.Diaper Donald: Given by Kevin Cavanaugh.Demander-in-Chief: Given by Michael R.Dehydrated Orange Peel: Given by Libby Inman.Decomposing Jack O’Lantern: Given by Jon Stewart.Darth taxeVader: This refers to the villainous character from Star Wars.Dangerous Donald: Given by Hillary Clinton.Damn Turd Pol: Damn Turd Pol is an anagram of Donald Trump.Daddy Warbucks: This refers to the character from Annie.Corn Husk Doll Cursed by a Witch: Given by Chris Hardwick on Creep Throat: Given by Seth Meyers on Late Night with Seth Meyers.Comrade Cheetolino: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Comedy Entrapment: Given by Jon Stewart.Cinnamon Hitler: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.He once said he was “the most militaristic person on the planet.” Whatever that means. Chickenhawk: Because Trump evaded serving in the Vietnam War but portrays himself as a war hawk.Chicken Donald: Given by Martin O’Malley.Cheez Whiz: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Cheeto-In-Chief: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto Führer: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheeto Benito: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Cheddar Boy: This nickname highlights the extreme orange-ness of The Donald.Captain Outrageous: A pun on Captain Courageous made by Michael R.Cancer in a Wig: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Butternut Squash: Given by Trevor Noah on The Daily Show.Burch after Trump bragged about groping women to Billy Bush in the infamous tapes. Bumbledore: Refers to the character Dumbledore in the Harry Potter series.Bribe of Chucky: This refers to the movie about a murderous doll.Bratman: The hero that the United States doesn’t need or deserve.Boss Tweet: This refers to Donald’s penchant for jumping on Twitter.Boiled Ham in a Wig: Given by Jon Stewart on The Axe Files podcast.Blitzkrieg Bozo: This is a combination of a type of warfare and the famous clown.Birther Maniac: This name comes from Trump’s outrageous campaign to prove that President Obama was born in Kenya.Big Donald: Given by Marco Rubio, which was revised to “Pig Donald” by feminists.Barrel-Shouting Meatball Donald Trump: Given by Chris Hardwick on Benedict Donald: This is a play on Benedict Arnold.Barbecued Brutus: This refers to Caesar’s killer Brutus and Donald Trump’s skin color.Barbarian at the Debate: Given by Charles M.Baby Fingers Trump: Given by Michael R.Assaulter-in-Chief: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.“Art of the Deal: Donald Trump gave himself these nicknames when he made them the titles of his 1987 book, which he considers second only to the Bible. Angry Creamsicle: Given by Stephen Colbert on The Late Show.Amnesty Don: Given by Joe Scarborough after Trump said he was softening his stance on illegal immigrants.America’s Burst Appendix: Given by Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee.America’s Black Mole: Given by John Oliver on Last Week Tonight.Alpha Molester: This refers to Trump’s infamous groping tapes.Agent Orange: A pun on the chemical weapon and Donald’s skin color.Blow and Samantha Bee on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee. 70-Year-Old Toddler: Given by Charles M.Here is a compilation of the funniest Donald Trump nicknames:
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